Meet the swine flu family

Pictured left - and there's a better version on my Flickr account - is the swine flu family. With the help of my "learn to draw" book and a few 2HB pencils, I've drawn them up for use as a graphic a la the brilliant Hans Rosling (the best use of statistics ever seen). They'll be appearing in various forms on this blog but my first questions are:

* Which one is most likely to get swine flu?


* Which one is most likely to have to go to hospital with swine flu?


* And which (although it is a very rare event) is most likely to die from swine flu?

It's not easy to find the answers in the UK statistics so answers on a postcard ...