Caption competition

It's the must-have toy for all swine flu followers: A swine flu cuddly toy from GiantMicrobes! And I'm prepared to go to all the expense of givine one away free to the person who comes up with the best caption for the picture of me holding the GiantMicrobe (above). Just email your caption to alan.cleaver@whitehaven-news.co.uk by midnight on December 31st 2009 and the best one will win.