Swine flu poetry

I've been searching the web for a few days for a decent swine flu poem - to continue my theme of the arts and swine flu. But this was the best I could come up, posted by one Kevin Johnson. If you can do better, do let me know...

Celebrity and star of great fame
Kermit the frog found dead what a shame
Not found green instead blue
He had died of swine flu
Any guesses of whom we should blame?

Where there's muck...

Swine flu may be pretty frightening but it's not going to stop some people making a quick buck. How about swine flu T-shirts, the swine flu fridge magnet, or even the swine flu hat! Let me know if you've found a swine flu tacky novelty.

Swine flu jokes

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Comedy, said Charlie Chaplin, is tragedy plus distance. And while there's still some distance from the real tragedy that might be swine flu, there is plenty of humour. A variety of swine flu jokes are going round the offices, pubs and playgrounds. Here are just a few...

I called the Swine Flu hotline today but I couldn't get through... all I got was crackling!

Sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Swine Flu
And now so do you