Saturday, 25 July 2009

Swine flu jokes

Comedy, said Charlie Chaplin, is tragedy plus distance. And while there's still some distance from the real tragedy that might be swine flu, there is plenty of humour. A variety of swine flu jokes are going round the offices, pubs and playgrounds. Here are just a few...

I called the Swine Flu hotline today but I couldn't get through... all I got was crackling!

Sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Swine Flu
And now so do you

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