Saturday 25 July 2009

Swine flu jokes

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Comedy, said Charlie Chaplin, is tragedy plus distance. And while there's still some distance from the real tragedy that might be swine flu, there is plenty of humour. A variety of swine flu jokes are going round the offices, pubs and playgrounds. Here are just a few...

I called the Swine Flu hotline today but I couldn't get through... all I got was crackling!

Sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Swine Flu
And now so do you

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