I've been searching the web for a few days for a decent swine flu poem - to continue my theme of the arts and swine flu. But this was the best I could come up, posted by one Kevin Johnson. If you can do better, do let me know...
Celebrity and star of great fame
Kermit the frog found dead what a shame
Not found green instead blue
He had died of swine flu
Any guesses of whom we should blame?